16 Comments
User's avatar
Lisa Thomas's avatar

SMH, ofcourse the people of Walmart are Walmartians. It's been awhile since I've watched a "The People of Walmart " video but thanks for connecting the dots for me.

Sharine Borslien's avatar

"The People of Walmart " videos are a thing?!

Dave's avatar

I only pick on Walmart because I noticed the “martian” this morning. Also because I’m not allowed in to the one in town unless I agree to not do head carries.

Sharine Borslien's avatar

Just keep rockin' your true self, man. You are an inspiration to me, and hopefully to your other full-spectrum human readers!

Also, Walmart needs to be picked on because it attracts Walmartians. True?

Dave's avatar

Always lovely to see your name popping up on my side of things, Sharine. And yeah, Walmart’s one strange microcosm.

Fleijoa.'s avatar

Have you tried telling them it's a mask? I am am I? Just catching up on things, been playing with the normies, sheds to build, gang weddings to attend and all that.

Dave's avatar

Wait, what? You’re a human?

Lisa Thomas's avatar

Yesss, my favorite is the “ People of Walmart Music Video “. It's a classic right up there with the “Bed Intruder Song”.

https://youtu.be/H2pWXzNXVy4?is=S1l-j0w5zOBazM_x

Sharine Borslien's avatar

Wow. Just, WOW. No words, except, thank you for sharing the video link!

Dave's avatar

you sure do know how to find the pictorial memes

boscohorowitz's avatar

The algorithms know my every wish, alas.

boscohorowitz's avatar

Solid A+ hearty haha for "asking for it". Woke up the dog, even.

Dave's avatar

Thank-you. I too woke the dog on that one, so clearly the reverberations are ongoing.

Jack Everly's avatar

This is way up near the tippity of my reading list.

Haven’t forgotten!

Sharine Borslien's avatar

I have seen the Walmartians in their habitat. It is truly amazing that they are so similar from state to state, meaning the boundaried-and-named physical place in which they lurch. While their accents are slightly different, they display their individual brokenness as part of a broad, homogenous cult-sure.